![]() And with Ellen's help, we opened our own detective agency. As for Drix and me, well, the mayor decided to let us hang around. Ozzy: After we nailed Scarlet Fever, all of Hector's symptoms went away. Ozzy: Yo, hot lips! Well, looks like you've been paintin' the town red, huh? Scarlet: Oh, you haven't seen anything, Jones! Wait till I get to the heart, where I can do some real damage! Ozzy: Too bad I'll have to spoil your plan! Scarlet: Oh, you think so? Ozzy: If Hector's gettin' sick, you should make him rest and drink lots of fluids, not listenin' to this fool! Elena: Jones! This is our mayor, Paul Spryman. Ozzy: Are you brain cells or brain-dead cells? Elena: Jones. Mayor Spryman: I don't care! He's going to Jackie Desoto's party tonight, and that's that! It's Hector's first teen party, and Christine Kolchuck from French class is gonna be there. Brain Adviser 1: I rushed over as soon as I got the number! Sir, he's already at 98.8. Drix: What? Ozzy: I don't think he feels good. Ozzy: And what?! Start all over again?! Are those fruity bubbles backin' into your brain?! Drix: No, all I am saying is this could be a chance to help give someone a clean start. situation and all, that perhaps we might be more useful in Hector. Drix: It occurs to me, Ozzy, considering our. I mean, I was just a small blood cell back then. ![]() It all started goin' downhill around this age. Drix: What happened? Ozzy: Fast food, late nights, smokin'. Drix: No! Ozzy: Yeah! I've seen the photos in Frank's memory banks. Ozzy: Y'know, he looks a lot like Frank when Frank was that age. Cruz: Honey, breakfast is ready! Hector: Be right there, Mom! Ellen: He's thirteen. You're talkin' to Osmosis Jones here! White blood cell, police legend, and number one germinator from the City of Frank! I don't need no lawyer and no spit job! All I need's the next flight outta here! Drix: My word, what is that? Ellen: That's the Eye Channel. Ozzy: Uno momento! Maybe you're not gettin' this picture. Ozzy: What, a spleen card?! I ain't workin' in no stinkin' speen! Ellen: It's either that or spit detail. Now, if we work fast, maybe I can get you spleen card. At last, a public server I can relate to. Ellen: Excuse me, but are you the aliens? Drix: Actually, the aliens were the ones that brought us here. Just the place for a big bugging bacteria like me to have a fresh start. Scarlet: Hector, eh? Looks smooth like grand new. Ozzy: Well, what are we waitin' for?! I want action! I want justice! I- Whoa, watch the membrane! Drix: Thanks for saving us. Ozzy: Woah! Hold the phone, lady! I didn't ask for no transfer! Chief Gluteus: Is there a problem here? Ozzy: Yeah, I'll say there's a problem! I got a promotion waitin' for me in the City of Frank, and I'm stuck here in no-man's land! Chief Gluteus: Intruders, eh? Ozzy: Intruders?! The only thing intrudin' here is your belt size! Now who do we have to see about gettin' outta this backwater hole? Chief Gluteus: The Mayor. Ozzy: Hector?! What's a Hector? Maria: Your new home. Cell's goin' about his business, next thing he knows, he's layin' naked in a petri dish with a giant eyeball lookin' down. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Season 1 Home With Hector Ozzy: Welcome to the City of Frank.
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